http://betterthanweexpected.wordpress.com/
this is the new project cooked up by myself and photographer karina lax
its basically a visual diary
go have a look see
52 minutes ago
Thursday, 27 August 2009
Tuesday, 11 August 2009
hats hats hats
photographed & styled by Nicholas Benthammodel- Anna Lisa Lappenkueper
hats/jewellery provided by THE SECRET BOUDOIR.
glasses models own.
Friday, 7 August 2009
what the hell has happened to myspace
beside logging on to book tattoo appointments with Woody (www.myspace.com/woodzo) i never really check my myspace page anymore.
I think that in a bid to compete with facebook/twitter/etc they lost the plot, throwing everything you dont need or may have needed into the equation. myspace is and always will be a fundamental tool for teenage masturbation. jesus if im honest, i still go though my friends requests and look at the cute girls pages, in the underwear, only 16, young, soft skin, bright eyes filled with excitement as the stare down the lens of there camera phone. oh your so naughty arnt you "xmissyxx_00".
problem is after everyone jumped ship to faceache, your left with peado's and 12/14 year olds with floppy hair. OH AND BANDS! fuck i mean come on guys. myspace was amazing because it gave you a platform to become whoever you wanted. bands got famous, emo became pop, fat girls looked hot! myspace was simple, you made a profile, took a photo from above your head, wrote a little piece about how utterly amazing the shit little things you do everyday are, added a few good looking people from your local area, and received picture comments. every so often you would find true love and have pictures splashed all over your myspace of each other declaring how perfect you are for each other, that you'll be together forever. then one day you'll either see a picture comment from a new love interest (with better hair or a better placed tattoo) which will drive into revenge blogging about how hurt you are with a million bulletins. sometimes this will happen just because after 4 months of telling everyone you love each other, you finaly meet, well not face to face because you spotted her from 200 yards away and what you saw was not the retouched, buxom beauty from photo 37 of 248. its a hideous create that if you where 4ft taller wouldnt even look like the photos youve been furiously masturbating to for the past 6 weeks. it makes sence, so thats why she was always laid down on webcam and wouldnt bend over and stick 2 fingers in her ass. fucking bitch caught me out!
now with all these new gizmo's on myspace i doubt kids have the same fun. facebook is to real, its to personal, there is no air of mystique and twitter is to bloody fast paced. i hope myspace take it back to the way it was, simple elegant, maybe then ill head back and swap picture comments for picture comments.
here are a few of my favorite myspace photos over the years from when i joined in 2004.
www.myspace.com/nhrb
I think that in a bid to compete with facebook/twitter/etc they lost the plot, throwing everything you dont need or may have needed into the equation. myspace is and always will be a fundamental tool for teenage masturbation. jesus if im honest, i still go though my friends requests and look at the cute girls pages, in the underwear, only 16, young, soft skin, bright eyes filled with excitement as the stare down the lens of there camera phone. oh your so naughty arnt you "xmissyxx_00".
problem is after everyone jumped ship to faceache, your left with peado's and 12/14 year olds with floppy hair. OH AND BANDS! fuck i mean come on guys. myspace was amazing because it gave you a platform to become whoever you wanted. bands got famous, emo became pop, fat girls looked hot! myspace was simple, you made a profile, took a photo from above your head, wrote a little piece about how utterly amazing the shit little things you do everyday are, added a few good looking people from your local area, and received picture comments. every so often you would find true love and have pictures splashed all over your myspace of each other declaring how perfect you are for each other, that you'll be together forever. then one day you'll either see a picture comment from a new love interest (with better hair or a better placed tattoo) which will drive into revenge blogging about how hurt you are with a million bulletins. sometimes this will happen just because after 4 months of telling everyone you love each other, you finaly meet, well not face to face because you spotted her from 200 yards away and what you saw was not the retouched, buxom beauty from photo 37 of 248. its a hideous create that if you where 4ft taller wouldnt even look like the photos youve been furiously masturbating to for the past 6 weeks. it makes sence, so thats why she was always laid down on webcam and wouldnt bend over and stick 2 fingers in her ass. fucking bitch caught me out!
now with all these new gizmo's on myspace i doubt kids have the same fun. facebook is to real, its to personal, there is no air of mystique and twitter is to bloody fast paced. i hope myspace take it back to the way it was, simple elegant, maybe then ill head back and swap picture comments for picture comments.
here are a few of my favorite myspace photos over the years from when i joined in 2004.
www.myspace.com/nhrb
Thursday, 16 July 2009
Friday, 10 July 2009
istealstarbucksmugs.blogspot.com
my hobbies are;
-drinking tea
-living without toilet roll for as long as possible
-appearing rich when actually penniless
-counting 2 pence pieces
-living off others
-big brother
-getting in moods because others succeed while i stay stuck in a creative rutt
and finally
-stealing starbucks mugs
ive decided it is worth fucking off the other ones (although 2 would make a good blog and 5&7 are what this blog is all about) and writing a blog about my problem. its been about 3 years since i stole my first mug from starbucks. it was, i might add, out of necessity. I had just moved into a new apartment, i had forgot to take cups/mugs/cutlery/plates etc from my mothers house. i was in starbucks, i pondered the thought of going home and having a nice cup of tetley tea while watching tv in my brand new apartment, i decided swiftly to "bag the cup".
now baging the cup is a term that i use for when you slip the cup from the table and it falls softly into an open bag.
read more on the other blog
-drinking tea
-living without toilet roll for as long as possible
-appearing rich when actually penniless
-counting 2 pence pieces
-living off others
-big brother
-getting in moods because others succeed while i stay stuck in a creative rutt
and finally
-stealing starbucks mugs
ive decided it is worth fucking off the other ones (although 2 would make a good blog and 5&7 are what this blog is all about) and writing a blog about my problem. its been about 3 years since i stole my first mug from starbucks. it was, i might add, out of necessity. I had just moved into a new apartment, i had forgot to take cups/mugs/cutlery/plates etc from my mothers house. i was in starbucks, i pondered the thought of going home and having a nice cup of tetley tea while watching tv in my brand new apartment, i decided swiftly to "bag the cup".
now baging the cup is a term that i use for when you slip the cup from the table and it falls softly into an open bag.
read more on the other blog
Friday, 19 June 2009
Wednesday, 17 June 2009
Saturday, 6 June 2009
dork magazine contributing fashion story preview
so here is a preview from dork magazine issue 3 that will be dropping this week
www.dorkzine.com
photography Nicholas Bentham www.nhrb.co.uk
styling Nicki Gillion @ nemasis
make up artist Nancy Spencer Makeupmanchester.com
models sophie @DK and danny @nemasis
also starting monday i will be starting my cigs and water diet
Thursday, 14 May 2009
the night before my birthday
i went round to jons, for some reason i was kept out of the living room, suddenly i was suprised with a cake that jazz had made!!!me and jon stayed up chating and watching stupid internet shit before i wandered home slightly drunk but very happy
Wednesday, 13 May 2009
Tuesday, 5 May 2009
sex, drugs & cock in holes
my work is taking a whole new twist
my life is also going down the toilet at the same time
ill write a very big and lovely post about how and why, with photographs, anecdotes and witty one liners very soon, i promise.
my life is also going down the toilet at the same time
ill write a very big and lovely post about how and why, with photographs, anecdotes and witty one liners very soon, i promise.
Monday, 4 May 2009
Friday, 1 May 2009
liam henry
http://www.liamhenry.co.uk/
long time friend and awesome photographer
liam has on going projects you should check him out
long time friend and awesome photographer
liam has on going projects you should check him out
Thursday, 9 April 2009
for sale
if your interested in one of these prints, all lovely and big, let me know nhrbphoto@gmail.com
Wednesday, 8 April 2009
my new aim in life
is to party topless from 9am until 3am on ketamine with this guy
at the end of the night i might give him a little kiss, on his bum bum
at the end of the night i might give him a little kiss, on his bum bum
Sunday, 5 April 2009
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